Sex Life

7 SEX SPOTS

If you were asked, you’d say that you had a great sex life. You and your partner have really given it a good go, and tried everything under the sun. You’ve twisted, turned, and contorted each other’s bodies into positions that would make a gymnast blush.

But something’s different. It feels like it’s becoming more of a chore than a session of passion. It’s got you thinking – is the passion dying? Are we spent?

Not by a long shot! Before you throw in the towel and move onto greener pastures, remember that there is one more strategy you can use to spice up a stale sex life – location, location, location!

A change of scenery might just be what your relationship needs to bring back the flavour. If your sexual affairs have been confined to the bedroom for longer than you can remember, it’s time to get out more and explore the world.

If you’re conservative, shy, or just plain boring, Blushbunny is here to help. Following is our comprehensive top 7 list of the best alternative places to make whoopie, designed to take your sex life to the next level.

Please remember that trying some of the following suggestions could lead to breaking the law. Fantasy is sometimes better than reality, and should remain that way for those who do not want to have a brush with the law.

Remember also that sex in public places is technically illegal.

7. At your parent’s house
Risk: 10
Difficulty: 8
Pleasure count: 7 sex life

Have you ever caught your parents getting down and dirty? Well now is your chance to get them back. Invite yourself and your partner over for Sunday lunch, and dress appropriately.

sex life Pros
Having sex in your parent’s house can be one of the most risky things any couple can do, and that’s what makes it so exciting. Whether it be in their bedroom, bathroom, guestroom or even your old or current room, the sense of rebellious achievement will be well worth the consequences of being caught.

A change of environment can do wonders for a run-down sex life, and what better location than your folks’ spare bedroom?

sex life Cons
The biggest problem with dancing the light fandango at your parents’ pad is getting caught. Depending on how open your parents are, the consequences could range from a perpetual loss of trust, to complete disownment from the family, and more importantly, from any inheritance.

sex life Technique
What you wear is essential. Remember that the quicker it’s over, the lesser the chance of getting caught.

Avoid tight clothing – you could both just leave out underwear for the evening. Not only will this keep you both sweating with anticipation all night, but will ensure a quick attack and retreat when the time comes.

It’s all about timing. Use lines like, ‘I’m just going to show her my old room,’ or, ‘come honey, you must see the new renovations!’ This will bring suspicions down to a minimum, and give you the precious five minute time slot needed.

Because you are in close proximity with guests, make sure to wash as well as possible afterwards, so as to eliminate any possibly incriminating odours.

6. In your car on a long trip
Risk: 10
Difficulty: 9
Pleasure count: 6 sex life

sex life Pros
One of the major causes of long distance travel accidents is drivers falling asleep behind the wheel. Nothing will keep a driver more awake than a bit of action during regular intervals on a long road trip.

Remember that there will be other cars regularly passing you. Think back to how exciting it was doing the naughty at the risk of being caught. With constant traffic around you, someone’s bound to catch on to what you’re doing.

No more spending money on expensive energy drinks to keep you awake. Not only do orgasms get the blood flowing, but also stimulate the release of adrenaline into the bloodstream, helping to keep even the most fatigued driver awake the natural way.

Twelve hours in a car can be incredibly boring. There's nothing like a bit of sexual foreplay throughout the trip to help pass the time.

sex life Cons
Driving long distances requires intense concentration and observation by the driver. Mischievous road trip antics could result in a distracted driver causing an accident, and possibly putting lives at risk.

sex life Technique
Because of the limited space in a vehicle, and the high safety risks involved, sex in a car (especially a moving one) should be limited to foreplay only.

As the driver, you have one free hand to touch and explore at will. Just make sure to keep your eyes on the road!

As the passenger, you have two hands to touch and explore. Oral sex is also an option, but caution should be observed. Remember to not obstruct the drivers view, or to interfere with the steering or other mechanics of the vehicle.

Choose a soundtrack for the trip. Because a car is a confined space, your sounds of love will be amplified, and some may find this off-putting. Turn the system up before heating up the cabby.

If you plan on engaging in sexual activities on a long distance trip, take the following precautions:

Do not do anything on busy sections of highways. Wait for the traffic to quieten down, or find a quiet back road before trying anything

As the driver, slow down and maintain a safe distance from any vehicle in front of you

As the passenger, never obstruct the view of the driver

If you both feel things are getting too intense, stop the car and finish your business on the backseat, before trekking on

5. The library
Risk: 7
Difficulty: 5
Pleasure count: 9 sex life

The great thing about libraries is they’re big – very big. There are countless nooks and crannies within a library’s labyrinth of shelves and books where an adventurous couple can get it on. Take public research to new levels by turning the Ichthyology section into your own dirty little corner.

sex life Pros
Studying or research now doesn’t have to be boring. The human brain can only remain focused on one subject for about 40 to 60 minutes without a rest, so taking breaks between study sessions can be incredibly helpful. Sneaking off for a quickie during study sessions may help improve your information intake.

A library is a public place, and so the chances of getting caught are relatively high. This can add to the excitement of the whole affair.

Sex in the corridors between shelves and books might be quite difficult. The tight spaces will give you and your partner the opportunity to explore new sexual positions, mostly standing ones. These positions also allow for easy retreat in the case of possible discovery.

sex life Cons
Libraries are notoriously quiet places, and nothing may attract attention more than heavy panting from the Government Gazette section.

Being caught doing the tango by an ancient librarian might have serious consequences, and you could find yourselves facing legal charges of public indecency, or worse, having your library cards confiscated for life.

sex lifeTechnique
Having sex in a library is all about planning. Scope the place out first, and find some of the more secluded and quiet sections of the building.

Try working out a routine, changing from one section to another every month until you’ve covered the entire alphabet.

What you wear for the eventual deed is incredibly important. Guys should remember to wear pants with a zipper, and boxer shorts rather than briefs for easier access. Ladies should wear skirts with no underwear rather than pants, so as to get things over with as quickly as possible.

Remember that sound travels in large spaces like a library. You will both need to be as silent as possible in order to avoid possible detection by any snooping library monitors.

4. In the swimming pool
Risk:1
Difficulty:8
Pleasure count: 8 sex life

Swimming pools are a great way to enjoy sex in a completely different manner. The environment of a pool is about as far away from the bed as you can get. You are submerged in (often cold) water, you have to work to keep afloat and you have greater freedom of movement.

Traditional sex in summer can be a viciously warm affair. But cooling off in the pool doesn’t necessarily have to chill you down entirely. Go for a skinny dip on a hot day. You may find this nudity in a strange environment incredibly exciting, and a welcome change from the bedroom or bathroom.

sex life Pros
Sex in a pool requires a higher level of fitness to that of duvet wrestling, especially if done in the deep end. It’s also a good clean way to enjoy one another’s bodies.

Being submerged under water also helps to hide your body from your partner, which could be both arousing for couples that have been together for a while, or beneficial for an individual who is not happy with his or her body. Being underwater also opens up a whole new aspect of physical sensation.

Swimming also gives you an immense amount of freedom to move as you please. This new found freedom will give you and your partner room to explore sexual positions that would never be possible in the bedroom.

sex life Cons
Drowning is of course a major concern when having sex in a swimming pool. If you are going to try underwater techniques, remember that you still need to breath.

Both you and your partner need to frequently surface for air, so never force your partner to stay submerged longer than they are willing to do so.

Technique
Contrary to popular belief, water is in fact not a very good lubricant. It may be a good idea to apply some lubricant before belly flopping into the pool for some nookie.

Sex in the deep end will be different to sex in the shallow end, and a couple should experiment with both.

When in the deep end, try to achieve ‘free-falling’ penetration. This is penetration while submerged underwater with no parts of your body touching any sides of the pool. This is an incredibly difficult technique, but intensely gratifying, as the sensation of free movement combines with sexual gratification.

When in the shallow end, make use of the sides of the pools, and standing positions. You may want to try old favourites with a twist.

Stand leaning against the side of the pool and penetrate her while she floats on her back and places her feet on your chest. You can support her by holding her afloat with your hands underneath her back

Let her straddle you with her arms around your neck and her legs freely on your sides

Sit on the pool stairs and let her straddle you sitting down backwards

3. The mile-high club
Risk: 9
Difficulty: 9
Pleasure count: 5 sex life

There has always been huge hype about sex on aeroplanes, no thanks to B-grade Hollywood trash films. The fact of the matter is, it’s more difficult than it seems.

For anyone who has frequented the loo on a plane, they will undoubtedly know that the tiny cubicle is hardly big enough for one person, let alone two.

Thus, joining the ‘mile-high-club’ is more a status thing than an act of sexual pleasure. Nevertheless, it is an exciting undertaking for any couple trying to spice up an otherwise tedious flight.

sex life Pros
There isn’t much to gain from shagging in a tiny room smaller than your grandmother’s jewellery box - however it has been documented that an orgasm at forty thousand feet is incredibly intense.

Aside from being able to claim you shagged in a plane, there isn’t much more to gain from this endeavour.

sex life Cons
There is always the chance of being caught, and airlines are usually not that lenient with people ‘abusing their services’.

Because of the small space of the cubicle, sex on a plane is often uncomfortable and awkward. It is also extremely difficult not to make a noise, as banging against the doors or walls of the toilet can often not be avoided.

sex life Technique
The first trick is for both of you to get to the toilet without raising too much suspicion. Get up and move toward the toilet as inconspicuously as possible. Do not make any large movements like yawning or stretching, as this will only raise suspicion.

Your partner should wait at least three minutes before coming to find you. If your partner arrives at the cubicle, and there are no hostesses or other passengers around, he/she should give two knocks to signal for you to let them in. If there is someone snooping about, then he/she should give three knocks to signal the ‘no-go’.

Once inside the cubicle, remain as silent as possible. Sit on the toilet seat and let your partner mount you facing forward with her hands on the door. This will be the easiest way to achieve penetration.

To leave the cubicle, try and remain as quiet as possible and listen for anyone outside. There is no sure way to tell if there is someone waiting, so follow your intuition. If you think the coast is clear, open the door, and one of you return to your seat while the other waits in the cubicle for at least three minutes before returning.

If you get caught, the best you can do is blush your way back to your seats and tell whoever caught you that you thought it was a photo booth.

2. On the beach
Risk: 7
Difficulty: 7
Pleasure count: 7 sex life

Sex on the beach doesn’t merely have to be just a tasty cocktail anymore. Spending a romantic moonlit evening on the dunes dressed in nothing but sexy swimwear should help spice up even the dullest of sexual relationships.

sex life Pros
Assuming it’s a perfect evening with very little wind and not too cold, not much can go wrong in this scenario. Having sex in nature is an invigorating experience, as it helps to release inhabitations. Consequently, make as much noise as you want.

This is also an opportunity to get in touch with your animal side. Don’t be afraid to get a bit rough. Grunt and growl to your hearts content – the only things you are likely to shock are the nesting seagulls.

Remember also, that it’s just you and her. It’s a great occasion to spend some quality time together. Take some food and a bottle of wine, and really get to know one another. You will be surprised how being alone in the open can bring a couple together.

sex life Cons
There are only three things that could turn sex on the beach into a nightmare – sand, bugs and sunburn.

It has been a long known fact that sand can seriously hamper the sexual enjoyment of a couple on the beach. Not only can it lead to painful friction burns during penetration, but can also lead to infection of the vagina or foreskin due to the bacteria that is found in sand.

Inevitably, when you spend time outside, you are going to run into some bugs. Being naked for most of the evening further increases your chances of getting into an unwanted incident with a pesky insect. Beware of mosquitoes, spiders and other scurrying critters when choosing your campsite of love.

It may be cute to fall asleep in one another’s arms, but if you don’t wake up before the sun comes out, you might be find yourselves burnt to a crisp by the time you leave.

sex life Techniques
Preparation is of utmost importance when planning for an evening on the beach. Take a large, thick blanket, preferably made up of nylon like material. This will stop sand coming through the material as you roll around on top of it.

Sand is always going to be a problem, but there are some ways you can avoid it becoming too much of a hassle:

Take a lot of water. This way you can clean your feet over the sand while sitting on the blanket before placing them onto it

Try and secure the corners of the blanket with poles or heavy objects. This will keep the blanket spread out, and help prevent any further sand from finding its way in between your entangled bodies

If sand does get onto your extremities – use water to wash it away before a nasty rash sets in.

If you plan to stay the entire night outside on the beach, it may be a good idea to take a can of bug repellent or a couple of candles containing citronella to fend off any potential nippers.

Finally, if you plan on sleeping in one another’s arms until dawn, make sure to put on some sunscreen to help prevent harmful morning sunburn.

1. The sauna

Risk: 2
Difficulty: 2
Pleasure count:10 sex life

What could be more breathtaking than your partner standing naked before you, beckoning you forward for some good loving? How about that same partner, naked

before you, but this time wet and glistening. That’s enough to get anyone’s juices flowing.

Slogging it out in a steamy sauna could be one of the most sensual and erotic experiences of your life. It’s hot, it’s sweaty, it’s extremely personal, and it just might be exactly what the doctor ordered.

sex life Pros
Not only will you both receive a wonderful session of exfoliation and steam cleansing, but your heightened senses will take those orgasms to the next level.

In a sauna, your body doesn’t quite get enough oxygen, which helps to intensify your senses. Your body temperature also soars, which gets the blood flowing rapidly in all the right bits.

You will both be wet and slippery. Use this to your advantage when trying different positions and techniques.

sex life Cons
A consistent lack of oxygen is not good for the brain. Extended sessions in a sauna may be damaging to your body, because of this lack of oxygen, and because of the heightened body temperature.

If you don’t have a sauna at home, then the only option is to take your steamy exploits public. This means a visit to the local gym sauna, which could lead to you being discovered by a pimply towel-boy.

Gym saunas may not be the most hygienic places to be naked in. After all, it is the place where sweaty men end up after a long workout.

sex life Technique
The most important thing is to have the sauna hot and ready for your arrival. Make sure to get the steam going well before entering the sauna for a session of passion. Entering a cold, damp sauna room will completely kill the mood.

If you don’t have a sauna at home, then your local gym is the only option. Saunas at gyms are generally very popular venues, so it might be difficult to secure a couple of hours for just you two.

Check if your gym’s sauna has lockable doors. Then slip that pimply towel-boy a 50, and tell him to lock you and your partner in for an hour.

If you are worried about hygiene, take more towels in with you, and lay them on the floor or on the benches to help prevent your skin coming into contact with any nasty surfaces.

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